BE
CAREFUL HOW YOU READ ME
When
I was a teenage werewolf,
I
was too weak
to
have meant what I said.
I
was too young, to wet
behind
my pointy little ears
to
have enough experience to know
the
phases of the moon.
But
now I am mature—
a
full-fledged werewolf—
and
have learned to heed
those
signs from Heaven,
O
ye hypocrites!
Beware
of me,
as
I prowl among your pipe dreams,
and
bear this in mind:
You
may be high was a kite
from
drinking original Coca-Cola,
but
I can still bite you
and
leave you howling
at
the Man in the Moon!